Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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