Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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