love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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