Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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