it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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