I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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