her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
vagina is talking i cant
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
50% drunk capacity currently
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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