Don't you send me to vm
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
