Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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