he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
operation harelip BJ is a go
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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