escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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