that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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