my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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