oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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