he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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