I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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