brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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