Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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