i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Randomize
