My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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