Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Randomize
