Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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