She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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