Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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