and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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