If that was your dad, he is hot
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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