Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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