So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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