Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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