All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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