I think im going to throw up on grandma
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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