Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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