? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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