babies were throwing up all over the place
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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