what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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