Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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