My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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