Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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