I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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