Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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