Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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