I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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