with your own penis?
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower