You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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