Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize