Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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