Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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