he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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