Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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