I faked an abortion last night.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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