summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Nobody cheats on THIS.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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