I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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