he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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