everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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